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Joke of the Day

"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."

"What snooker and women have in common? When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown."

"A rich kid sees a poor kid kicking a can down the road The rich kid says ""Hey, you, what're you doing?"" The poor kid says ""Moving."""

"I hate broken down white cars on the side of the hwy. They look just like cops when I'm speeding & shitting my pants is getting really old."

"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."

"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."

"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"

"I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too."

"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."

"I don't really care for the New England Patriots, but Lance Armstrong used a deflated ball for years and no one said anything."