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Joke of the Day
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch."
Next Joke
"Wife: Do you want waffles or pancakes for breakfast? Me: ""Or""?"
"The wise sage asked him, ""If you take money out of the equation, what activity in life would thrill you the most. What's your passion?"" ""Fantasy football"""
"I am a feminist. Unless you tell me to go and bring you a sandwich. I'm also a waitress."
"I was walking through a graveyard this morning and saw a man squatting by a tombstone. I shouted ""Morning!"" He replied ""No, just pooping."""
"What is a suicidal person's favorite card game? Bridge."
"What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What Men Know About Women"""
"My dating life."
"What word isn't in the Bat-dictionary? Killing, unless your talking about his parents"
"I just found out that all the different colors in Fruit Loops are the same flavor, and now I don't know what's real anymore"