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"If a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys she's a slut. If I do the same thing then I'm gay"
"My father has the heart of a lion... And also a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me."
"Which is faster hot or cold? Hot, cause you can catch a cold!"
"what's better than a dozen roses on a piano? tulips on an organ."
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."
"Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers."
"My brother was born backwards... His nose runs and his feet smell."
"Trump Tower and Michael Phelps Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, it has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of mankind."