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Joke of the Day
"I can guess how many times you've had sex... 0! about 99% of you guys just had your minds *blown*"
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"When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_75cA3xmssM"
"Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !"
"Have you ever thought about how weird it is that one of your hands is dumber than the other?"
"If you don't come to my funeral, then I won't go."
"I shouldn't be forced to have black friends. I know my whites."
"[movie night] Her: Can I pick tonight? Me: You picked last time and it was horrible Her: WE WATCHED OUR WEDDING VIDEO"
"This guy in the elevator asked for my number so I wrote it on his arm. Apparently he meant which floor, so that was awkward."
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne"
"So Cher has been told she only has weeks to live... ...if only she could turn back time."