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Joke of the Day
"What does an Engineer use for contraception? His personality!"
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"When dealing with women, you can either be right or get laid. You can't have both."
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"Why aren't there any Jewish Jedis? Because they lose their Force skins :D"
"Stevie Wonder... I don't see what his problem is!"
"Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special."
"Two penguins walk into a bar... Two penguins walk into a bar. They look around for a second and then one turn to the other and says, ""God damn it, Frank! We overdressed!"""