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Joke of the Day
"I like to eat at Brazilian restaurants because there will be no hair in the food"
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"Great... This guy double parked his porsche, and now I've got paint all in my keys."
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"[phone rings] ""Mr Hughes?"" ""Yeah."" ""We need u to come pick yr son up from school."" ""Ugh. Whats he done now?"" ""Nothing. Its nearly midnight."""
"Insert penis joke here. Ha."