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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris... Walks up the elevator."

"How do you convey body language? With your figure of speech"

"Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays."

"Wrote a letter to Santa today because i don't want him to think that we only talk when i want something from him."

"How do you greet your Mexican friend eating sushi? Wassap B?"

"I only eat free range chicken because I only eat food that was given the illusion of freedom before it was murdered"

"What do you call a black pilot? You call him a pilot! you racist!"

"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"A guy gets pulled over for speeding The cops walks up to the guy's car window and says ""Son, I've been here just a waitin' for you all day."" The guy replies ""Well, I got here as fast as I could""."