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Joke of the Day

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""Bartender, I'll have a beer please . . . and a mop"""

"Why do Eskimos wash in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash out Tide"

"What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut"

"Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents."

"A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy"

"Why doesn't Hitler go ski? Cause he's blown his fucking head."

"When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth."

"I like to make a guy feel welcome in the morning by surrounding him with stuffed animals while he sleeps."

"Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery? They heard it was a Superfund site."

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."