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Joke of the Day
"I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... The plot was riveting!"
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"Remember: Before you were Mommy's little darling you were Daddy's little squirt."
"The neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the creepy guy & I'm the only one not invited. Weird."
"Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? No? Well he didn't see you either."
"I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your ""scary"" battle at Normandy, grandpa."
"I like my women like I like my car's radio ... painfully loud while screaming obscenities into my face!"
"What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people."
"Knock knock Who's there? Bill bill Bill Bill. Worst fucking joke ever"
"I'm an astronaut, and recently decided to invite my girlfriend to my work. She said she needed some space."
"Criminal on the electric chair. The officer asks: Any last wishes? The criminal: Please hold my hand"