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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun."
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"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"
"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."
"McDonald's burgers always look so great in their commercials but when you actually order one it always looks like its been sat on."
"I always buy a woman a popsicle on the first date to get a feel for how things might go later."
"What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo"
"An Irish man left the bar"
"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."
"[job interview] What are your strengths? Me: inventing special occasions. Is that even a *I interrupt him with a happy cereal day song*"
"I just found a little puppy on the sidewalk and it started TALKING! It was weird but tasted great."