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Joke of the Day
"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"
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"Why do they call your dick ""Robin Hood?"" Cuz I'm a girl stealer and I still have my foreskin ;)"
"My father used to say ""Take everything with a pinch of salt"" Nice man. Made terrible tea."
"How do you blind a Chinese man? lay floss over their eyes"
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"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
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