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Joke of the Day
"call a man vandor of water die because of thirsty"
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"In space, nobody can hear you scream for ice cream. So remember, before trips to colonize the galaxy bring your Ben & Jerrys."
"What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!"
"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."
"The amount of tinder matches I've gotten has skyrocketed since I changed my interests from ""Murdering"" to ""Not Murdering"""
"Did you hear about the Italian playwright ? He bribed The Broadway League to give an award to his show ""Rigatoni""."
"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."
"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence.. For example ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""
"There are three types of people in this world. People who can count and people who can't."
"I like my women like a like my coffee... With absolutely no pubic hair."