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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."

"I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished."

"When standing on top of a staircase, it becomes a universal mode of transport. Where it goes is up to you."

"We should call them Whether Men, because they don't know whether or not it's going to rain, get it? That's a good one."

"""No more Mr Nice Guy"" ~ Mr Nice Guy's eulogy"

"Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack"

"Hillary Clinton has been so embarrassed about her email scandal that if elected she will bring back the secure channels of communication she used growing up... the pony express."

"I've spent the past few months looking for my ex-boyfriends' killer but no one will do it."

"What do you call a guy who watches child porn on the dark web? A Tor pedo."

"When I say, ""No problem,"" I mean, ""YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOR FOREVER."""