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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!"
Next Joke
"What's the best thing about a woman? She doesn't have a dick! I'm so, so sorry."
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying. Retweaked joke: How does a (insert nationality here) find a sheep in the tall grass? Very (insert extremely lustful emotion here)!"
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"
"How can a room full of couples be empty? There wasn't a single person in there."
"What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus? I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton."
"What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes? Nothing! You already told that bitch twice. (Yeah...I know. It's horrible, but I just couldn't help myself.)"
"What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician? log log log log log log log log log..."
"A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM"
"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."