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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!"
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"I accidentally said HAIL SANTA instead of HAIL SATAN at satanic church today and now everyone is laughing at me and they took away my robes."
"A magician is driving down a road... and turns into a driveway."
"It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one."
"For sale: one parachute. Only used once, never opened, slight stain."
"Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan"
"Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market."
"Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!"
"My friend told me that I didn't know the meaning of the word ""ironic""... ...which was ironic, because we were at the train station."
"What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung"