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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!"
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"Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven."
"How do you clean a seat for a woman? Wipe your face"
"Australia beat England in their matchup in the Rugby World Cup. I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards."
"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."
"I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes."
"Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?"
"How do you know shes the one? Because she Gives you a blowjobs even when she's dead."
"Cannibalism isn't funny Although, it depends on a person's taste..."
"Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books and showered."