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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees"
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"what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? ""deez gutz"""
"IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA! Whoops, wrong usb."
"My friends call me The Archeologist Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk"
"I would tell you a joke about UDP But you might not get it"
"""the pizza boy is here"" It's time, I thought, cocking my shotgun. I was sending this half pizza half man abomination straight back to hell"
"extremely suspicious that there's no information about brains that didn't come from a brain"
"Surprise sex is the best sex. Unless you're in prison."
"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because its two tired."
"What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth."