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Joke of the Day
"Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product"
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"A feminist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."
"Oh, you want to fight? Ok, one second *takes off glasses, removes retainer, unpins towel cape, empties snacks from pockets, sets down kitten"
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"What's the best thing about going on a surprise vacation with a gay guy? His shit's already packed."
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"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."
"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."
"What's more awkward than getting a boner in public? Your girlfriend getting a boner in public."