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Joke of the Day

"Worried about hair loss? Just draw little rabbits on your head. From a distance they'll look like hares."

"Can everyone who is pretending to be a slutty, hot broad but is actually a dude raise our hands? THEIR HANDS, I MEANT THEIR!"

"Just once I would like to hear an athlete thank God for their talent and their pharmacist for everything God left out."

"We had an assignment on terrorists in school once. I bombed it of course"

"Fairytales You know what the two most known fairytales start with? ""Once upon a time"" and, ""In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."""

"If I were a bird, I'd spend my whole day pooping on BMWs."

"What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient? Michael Bay Leaves."

"What do you call a quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob..."

"I saw a TV for sale for only 1 because the volume button was stuck Did I buy it? Of course I did! Well, I couldn't turn it down Could I?"

"The leading cause of being cryptic is stuff."