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Joke of the Day
"If I were a bird, I'd spend my whole day pooping on BMWs."
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"I want to break up. It isn't you. It's a me...mario!"
"I took my girlfriend bungee jumping. As her body hit and spread out over the rocks below, I thought, ""That'll teach you to lie about your weight."""
"Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask."
"A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with ""I am a hurricane induced tornado""."
"Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind"
"Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs? A: A seven-legged frog."
"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."
"My wife divorced me because I'm still making april fools pranks. April fools!"
"What's black and white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin"