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Joke of the Day
"If I were a bird, I'd spend my whole day pooping on BMWs."
Next Joke
"What comes after March? April, fools!"
"I'm all for people, places, and things. I guess you could say I am pronouns."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !"
"So many people have a messiah complex these days.... I'm like ""Jesus Christ!"""
"You don't owe anyone an explanation for who you are."
"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."
"Hey girl Wanna party like it's 1982?"
"HR has a problem with me giving the vending machine guy a lap dance. In my defense, he was packing Dark Chocolate Twix."
"What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow"