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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as a choir boy."
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"What do you say when someone asks you to make a fat person leave? ""Piece of cake."""
"Why are mirror makers proud of what they do? Their work is a reflection of themselves."
"I have a Stepladder.. I never knew my real Ladder"
"What couldn't the cross-eyed teacher do?.... Control their pupils"
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef."
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but do you know what two Wrights make? An airplane."
"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."
"In an English class... Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with ""I."" David: I is... Teacher: No, David. You must always say ""I am."" David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"Uses pic of car as profile pic. Gets hunted down by Decepticons."