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Joke of the Day
"What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient? Michael Bay Leaves."
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"i went into the bar and ordered a Whiskey Osama... the batender asked ""what's that?"" i answered ""Two shots and a splash of water."""
"Q: Why are horses poor dancers? A: They have two left feet."
"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."
"How does a feminist change a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them."
"Instead of yelling, I just say ""Caps Lock"" and then speak at a normal volume."
"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do"
"What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits? Make it sew number 1!"
"When ever someone asks me how I'm able to insult people so well..... I say ""I'm German, roasting people is what I do..."""
"I sex you, but I'm not 'in sex' with you."