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Joke of the Day
"What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient? Michael Bay Leaves."
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"I love taking long walks on the beach with my girlfriend.... Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage."
"Its no longer the little birdy that told you something. now days its ""i seen it on facebook."""
"Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he comes twice and he was hung like this: (spread your arms like you're on the cross)"
"How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner."
"I saw a middle aged man staring at a picture of his very first steps. With tears in his eyes, he told me he regrets ever replacing the steps with an elevator."
"I froze some paint today. Now it's just one solid color."
"#BLM is like frosting gotta beat some whites to stay real"
"We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house."
"Q. What's the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones."