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Joke of the Day

"Can everyone who is pretending to be a slutty, hot broad but is actually a dude raise our hands? THEIR HANDS, I MEANT THEIR!"

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"A man was at the end of a bar... and then he went to the next one."
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"Then god said, ""Let there be light,"" and there was light and he regretted making Adam in the dark because he gave him Owen Wilson's nose."
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"TIL: Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans."
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