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Joke of the Day

"The leading cause of being cryptic is stuff."

"what does the Jewish pedophile say to an elementary school kid? Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"

"SO AFTER I CAUGHT HER CHEATING ON ME I WANTED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND DIE. ANYWAY MY NAME'S TOM AND I'LL BE YOUR TANDEM PARACHUTE PARTNER"

"Did you hear about the new text-a-fart service? It's just one cent per scent sent!"

"There are three unwritten rules of life. 1. 2. 3."

"I was just watching some porn and I've got to tell you, I don't think those girls were REALLY studying before they started fooling around."

"I phoned the local gym... and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'"

"How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB."

"Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 ""hey man, I think we're out of protein powder"" Bodybuilder 2 responds ""No whey!!"""

"What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine."