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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."
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"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""
"It's awful being in a wheelchair everyone is always pushing me around and talking behind my back"
"My Dad's last words I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11 ""Allahu Akbar"""
"What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel? HYATT!!!"
"My girlfriend asked me how I know so much about vaginas I had be honest, I told her I've been into them for years."
"A man took his family to the zoo The only animal in the zoo was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
"Life advice: 1.Never be afraid to say what's on your mind 2.Never be afraid to do what's on your mind 3.Don't take life advice on Twitter"
"What do people with huge penises eat for breakfast? Well, I had toast. EDIT: me and /u/Nekovivie weren't expecting you to know. cuz^you^have^a^small^dick"
"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""