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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist fucks."

"How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!"

"I was in the bank yesterday and all the money floated out of the vault and flew right out the door... It was a polterheist."

"i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems"

"god bless the 1st weatherman to dress as danny zuko & plead with sandy"

"What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna"

"I dislike the term haterade. I say hater-juicebox instead."

"*attempts seductive selfie in bed *drops phone on face *chips tooth"

"How Does Moses Make His Tea? Hebrews it"