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Joke of the Day

"My Dad's last words I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11 ""Allahu Akbar"""

"Destroying the Death Star was a terrorist act. Allah Ackbar!!!!!"

"A pony walks into a bar and in a soft and raspy voice says to the bartender, Gimme a beer. The bartender says, Sure buddy, sounds like you got a cough. The pony replies, I'm a little hoarse."

"Carl: Cold out night. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: NASA found LSD improved spiders' ability to make webs. Me: Fair enough."

"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time somebody goes in a bathroom and locks the door, you take four shots."

"I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this."

"What do Engineers use as birth control? Their Personality."

"Mexico's president says he will not go to the U.S. for a meeting with Trump The wall's not even finished and it kept a Mexican out!"

"What is a man's ultimate shame? When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!"

"Why does spider man so great with his stunts? Because he is Peter Parkour"