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Joke of the Day

"My Dad's last words I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11 ""Allahu Akbar"""

"What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend. "

"What do you call Bob Dylan sucking your dick in a hurricane? The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind."

"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."

"It takes balls to get a vasectomy."

"Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never."

"What did Hitler get for Christmas? An easy-bake oven."

"How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"Why did the emo chicken go across the road? He was afraid to go down the tracks."

"Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. ""OK,"" she said. ""Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."""