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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me how I know so much about vaginas I had be honest, I told her I've been into them for years."

"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you"

"When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is? There are more birds on that side."

"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"

"""I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losin' control."" Buddy, you got stomach flu."

"It was actually the muslims who invented the C4 explosive... But it was the US:Army who later added a remote detonator."

"Joke of the Day [Saw this on Monsters Inc when watching it today](http://i.imgur.com/32l1PsS.jpg)"

"NSFW Why are vaginas and assholes so close together? So that you can carry a woman like a 6-pack of beer."

"Hey it's Bill Gates! Mr. Gates, why was 6 afraid of 7? ""I don't know, because 7 8 10?"""

"Do we really need cheese AND other kinds of food? Seems greedy."