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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as ""acts of God."""

"Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? It was a low blow."

"I'm changing my name to Ceed. Because all girls want to succeed!"

"How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ? They both have ornamental balls."

"The masochist and a sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? *Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist? *No.*"

"At least once a day I say ""nice to meet you"" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved."

"Yes officer I know it seems like a lot for personal use."

"Why does Stephen Hawking have a boring sex life? You can't 69 in binary."

"How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD? It took the bus."

"If you're unsure if you're pregnant or not that's called a maby"