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Joke of the Day

"At least once a day I say ""nice to meet you"" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved."

"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."

"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"

"What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it? It got all sappy"

"<at first day of t-ball practice> Me:What's the first rule here, boys? Kid:Don't poop your pants? M:I was gonna say ""have fun"" but...OK."

"Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit? She was a little husky."

"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Happy fathers day... ... you motherfucker"

"What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!"

"How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell..."