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Joke of the Day

"How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ? They both have ornamental balls."

"What is the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."

"Knock knock Who's there? I need up! I need up who? Well go on then, I'll wait"

"What do you call it when you stick a dried grape to the ceiling? Raisin the roof!"

"A gymnast walks into a bar... He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chance of a medal."

"Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river? Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed?"

"The New York Giants."

"There is no better karate instructor than a spider web in your face."

"I'll have a 12 year old scotch. Hold the scotch."

"When is a door, not a door? ... when it's ajar."