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Joke of the Day

"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"I was really upset today but then a friend said ""don't be upset"" so now I'm not upset anymore"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill"

"Two cannibals eating a clown. One of them says to the other: does this taste funny to you?"

"Why won't men perform oral on women the morning after sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"I've been at this elementary school talent show for half an hour and I've already heard ""Shake It Off"" 137 times."

"When a bull wants to listen to a cassette what does he put on his head? Steer phones!"

"Two newborns are having a conversation... 1: You look worried. What's wrong? 2: It's about my Dad. 1: What about him? 2: I saw him with Mom last night. I think he's stealing my milk."

"""Are u going to the circus?"" is a perfectly good sentence when not used as a follow-up 2 your wife's question: ""how does my make-up look?"""

"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"