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Joke of the Day

"Why won't men perform oral on women the morning after sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Hell hath no fury like a 4 year old whose sandwich has been cut into squares when he wanted triangles."

"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."

"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."

"I'm starting to regret my ""2015 FOREVER"" tattoo."

"Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand."

"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on one another"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married."

"What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer? Shoes wisely"

"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""