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Joke of the Day

"Racist Surfer What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man? Hang ten dude!!"

"So I knew this lady, and even though she was a Prostitute..... She had the Prettiest face I ever came across."

"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard."

"I tried on a Trojan Magnum...its really hard to breathe in those things."

"TIFU by being a loner Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!"

"A marijuana plantation was set on fire witnesses claim a dragon is responsible."

"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."

"On our honeymoon, more than anything, I wanted to join the Mile High Club... ...but my wife didn't give a flying fuck"

"It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant."

"What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold? Hit."