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Joke of the Day

"A marijuana plantation was set on fire witnesses claim a dragon is responsible."

"Q: In church, why do they sing hymns and not hers? A: they're misogynists"

"You know what's synonymous with the ""This pussy grabs back"" movement? The clench of the clam movement."

"(NSFW) A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods.. The boy says ""it's really dark out here, I'm scared."" The pedophile looks at him and says ""you're scared?! I have to walk back alone!"""

"imagine a reverse pizza. the missing hole on the table where the pizza is meant to be. everything else is pizza. the solar system. the air."

"Facebookers reacting to it snowing is very similar to a caveman reacting to seeing fire for the first time."

"I'm not saying it's hard for me to lose weight, I'm just saying if you interrupt me when I'm eating I'm starting over."

"What do cannibals call family members they love? Bae-Kin"

"Hey guys, I think I just got murdered but I'm not sure, and WebMD is like ZERO help."

"Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house."