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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? It's not hard."
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"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."
"What do prisoners use to talk to each other? Cell phones."
"Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives."
"im a proud member of an elitist clique which spawned from the entenmann's bakery product support forums back in the early '00s"
"A trip to the barbers... That'll put hairs on your chest."