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Joke of the Day

"[Trigger Warning] [Deliberately Offensive Joke] NSFW. I'm irresistible to woman. ... Only because I'm much stronger than them!"

"Newsflash, New Zealand! You're not that new!"

"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable ? Putting her back in the wheel chair"

"[emptying spam] ME: Why do I have so much canned meat?"

"SOCIAL MEDIA GROUPS For how small springfield is, it has a lot of social media groups... Which one do you like/hate? 217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild"

"CONDUCTOR: Oh my dad's in the audience [waves to dad] [orchestra goes crazy]"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects."

"Cyclists who don't obey the rules of the road should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."

"I was talking to a religous friend when I remembered that Moses drank lots of tea ""Oh really, how does he make it?"" ""Hebrews it."""

"Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard."