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Joke of the Day

"[Trigger Warning] [Deliberately Offensive Joke] NSFW. I'm irresistible to woman. ... Only because I'm much stronger than them!"

"How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education? By renaming it 'Trump University'!"

"I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close."

"Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take."

"What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth? RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words"

"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."

"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."

"The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree."

"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."