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Joke of the Day
"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."
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"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad."
"Why is Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9, 7 8."
"What does a Mexican duck say? GUACK"
"Where will Donald Trump find the workers to build this Great Wall? Outside of Home Depot...... Maybe I should shoot myself in the foot. Not trying to be racists, but you get the point."
"Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's? One for 2008 and one for 2016."
"(getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang"
"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and easily dissolved."
"Watching Grey's Anatomy teaches me that if I'm really sad, I should walk slowly down a corridor to a Snow Patrol track."
"I rank my kids by how many chores they do and how much they complain. My favorite child is the Roomba."