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Joke of the Day

"What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth? RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."

"Pitbull: Hey, what rhymes with ""Kodak""? Nicki Minaj: ""Kodak"", duh... Pitbull: Thanks!"

"So I was walking down the street, when suddenly it hit me... I guess I was too deep in thought to notice that bus coming."

"What do you call a demon that lives in your butt? An ass-soul"

"There's a gap in my knowledge of clothing retailers"

"Thousands of Russians in Moscow chant ""Russia without Putin!"" Thousands of Canadians Horrified"

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man!"

"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""

"Not much of a ""First Aid"" kit if it doesn't have peanut butter in it."