6844
Joke of the Day
"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"
Next Joke
"Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period."
"My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, ""I WIN! I WIN!"""
"A man asks his dog, ""what's your favorite part of the house?"" ""ROOF!"" Screams the dog. The man asks, ""what's your favorite part of trees?"" ""Chlorophyll,"" says the dog. The man kills himself."
"I wonder if caterpillars know they're gonna fly some day or they just start building a cocoon and are like 'why am I doing this'."
"1 rabbit can make 1,000+ babies in its life DATE: how do you know that *shouting over deafening hopping sounds from the attic* INTERNET"
"She says she only drinks wine to collect corks for her Pinterest project, which is pretty cool cause it looks like she's building a castle."
"Best Place to hide.. Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google."
"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."
"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"