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Joke of the Day
"We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us."
Next Joke
"Me: I think we need to break up Her: Now is not a good time Me: Okay *we ride the rollercoaster in silence*"
"Why don't old ladies receive orals sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"What do you call an assault which is both positive and negative? A battery."
"What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out? It'll dim sum"
"Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"
"A blind man walks into a bar, And a table. And a chair."
"Two Facebook addicts walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says.... ...nothing"
"They say we know more about the surface of Mars than we do about the bottom of the ocean which is still twice as much as I know about the second page of a Google Search"