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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar, And a table. And a chair."
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"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."
"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."
"What's the worst part about fucking your grandma? Banging your head on the coffin lid."
"You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood."
"""Dad, why couldn't the doctors save grandpa's life? ""Doesn't matter son, he would have suffocated in the coffin"""
"An Islamic terrorist walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Good evening, sir! Would you like some alcohol?"" The terrorist replies, ""Yes, Allah-t of it!"""
"My love for you is like diarrhea......I cant hold it in.."
"""I nailed that wood so hard I came..."" - Carpenter who really enjoys his job"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."