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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"

"Why can't Mexicans cross the border in three's? Because there's no TRESpassing"

"What do you get when you cross a gangster and a serial killer? Murdered. (If you don't get it: ""cross"" can mean ""betray"")"

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout returns home from the camp."

"OCD My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made, It's an extremely rare dish-order........"

"I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China."

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is 'contempt' ME: can you use it in a sentence? JUDGE: [mocking voice] can you use it in a sentence?"

"Having children really brought me and my wife closer together. We have a common enemy now."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."