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Joke of the Day

"I figure soon we will be grounding our children by sending them outside to play"

"Back in the 70's I met this really cool blind man He was really outta sight!"

"How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house? He's still there."

"Hubby took the kids downstairs and is letting me sleep in! I'm so excit..never mind, I hear crying already. I think it's my husband."

"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"

"the butter churner asked the milk ""whats wrong..."" the milk responded ""im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"""

"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"

"What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most? Harrelson's woodie."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox? They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on."

"To watch a reality show about a restaurant is to realize how much chef's head-sweat you've eaten in your life."