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Joke of the Day
"I figure soon we will be grounding our children by sending them outside to play"
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"Chihuahuas are a lot like farts... ...only their owners can stand them."
"A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction. -shrugs- It wasn't hard."
"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"
"How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department? Dang ol' Dangle dangle."
"Keep calm and text a random number...""I'm pregnant"""
"I just saw a man pick up a screaming child and take her to his van. Man, kids are getting carried away these days."
"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."
"Where do people with one leg work at? and what are the employees names?"
"The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton' which also means nothing"