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Joke of the Day

"Wife's Dream! Wife: ""In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."" Husband: ""I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."""

"Welcome to Facebook. Please choose your category: Comedian, Philosopher, Protester, or Drama Queen."

"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun falling down stairs"

"What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)? one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P"

"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"

"What do you call a disembodied nose? Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts."

"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"

"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."

"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? One to hold it and the rest of the world to spin around them."

"What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry."