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Joke of the Day
"The bartender says... ""We don't serve tachyons here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
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"A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs."
"08 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"
"I bought my wife a new dress A really slinky number But it only works when shes going down stairs"
"In WW2 my granddad broke the enigma code... machine."
"Hey guys I know a really good Knock-Knock Joke but you have to start it."
"It's cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them."
"What do you call a shy hamburger restaurant? MeekDonalds"
"I walked up to a lady and asked... ...""Can I smell your feet?"" ""No."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Must be your pussy I smell then."""
"Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!"