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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a disembodied nose? Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts."

"Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts Just like the stingray needle in his."

"I'm applying for a position as a mall cop.... It has good job security."

"At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a condom She said ""Frankly, I never sausage a small weiner."""

"I feel like putting on a shirt with a huge dot and going trick or treating the day after Halloween to scare people. Cause then I'd be a late period."

"When a women dates a younger man she's called a cougar, when a man dates a younger woman he is called Defendant."

"Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not"

"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to tournaments Just in case they get a hole in one."

"Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper ""You can see me?"".."

"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"