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Joke of the Day

"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? One to hold it and the rest of the world to spin around them."

"How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet."

"What does black Vin Diesel smell like? What does black vin diesel smell like? Vinegar."

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"I'm not saying I'm an idiot... But if some village comes looking...tell them you never saw me."

"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."

"What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money? A Naanprofit!"

"What do clouds wear during a storm? Thunderwear"

"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"

"[Blazing hot day] Don't forget to take a jacket, it might get cold. ~ My mom."