114052

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry."

"I have a pill that helps you lose pounds fast its called the brexit pill"

"I really hope that death is a woman. That way it will never come for me."

"What do you call phrases that Jews often say? Judaisms."

"What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other..."

"My girlfriends are like computers. I mistreat them, load them with viruses, and then I break them."

"Dove: Dad, what's my name mean? Me: It's the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love."

"The dirtiest joke I know: What is the difference between a baby and a freezer? One does not scream when I pack my meat into it."

"Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list."