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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu? one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry."

"Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Enjoy your animal shaped biscuits. Do not eat if seal is broken."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... You would think the first guy would've warned the other."

"My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke..... in which I talk about having a wife."

"Even after repeated search attempts, the atom couldn't find its lost electron... Yet, on the brighter side, it remained positive."

"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"

"Do you like hot women that scream in bed? Check out the burns unit at the hospital."

"What's it called when a terrorist's wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity."

"What do you call a cow that masturbates? Beef jerky."