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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: you play any sports Me: yeah but I've had to take a break from it CW: oh..Injury? Me: *thinks about broken controller* yeah..kinda"

"Did u hear about the new plane that's going to be 2000 ft long? it's going to be the longest flight ever"

"My crazy great Grandma My Great Grandma is 104, and she said to me: ""If the good die young, I MUST BE TERRIBLE"""

"The mall Im a New Yorker, and I hate malls. I like to compare them to hell. The average mall has seven levels, the people their want you to go to the mall, and everyone there is republican"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic bank robber? He ran into the bank and shouted, ""Air in the hands motherstickers, this is a fuck up!!!"""

"If Hodor was black Wouldn't his name be Hodeedoe?"

"Waiter what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band sir they are playing his tune !"

"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"

"Do you know why Petyr's last name is Baelish? Because he is the liege of Baes. ^I'll ^see ^^myself ^^out."

"How do you stop a metal from rusting? Use some antioxidants"