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Joke of the Day
"Who just can't get enough of one liners? Coke addicts."
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"What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg? An abortion with home sickness."
"When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is... ""Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"""
"The man that invented throat lozenges died last week... There was no coffin at the funeral."
"LA has come up with a safe space, for people that voted for Trump And they're calling it Texas"
"I used to have a Russian friend who was a terrible driver... He was stalin"
"Showing your love used to be buying them flowers or writing a poem. Now it's just looking at them for 5 minutes without checking your phone."
"Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!"
"The Jewish Dad A Jewish kid asks his dad for $50. His dad replies ""$40?! What the hell do you need $30 for?!"""
"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."