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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a metal from rusting? Use some antioxidants"
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"What do you call it when people line up well? High queue-ality."
"Did you know you're 10 times more likely to be robbed in your home town than in New York city? That's because you don't live in New York City"
"What do you call a set of computer generated jokes? A comedy subroutine"
"How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house? He's still there."
"I can get into aquariums for free, because I donated a whale! I guess my ex's sister was useful for something after all."
"I'm not very good with pets. I had a pet rock once, but it ran away."
"EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M YELLING, BUT MY VIC 20 DOESN'T HAVE LOWER CASE!"
"What is a soup-lover's favorite sport? Bowling"
"Me: I just want to sleep! Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE! Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me."