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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why Petyr's last name is Baelish? Because he is the liege of Baes. ^I'll ^see ^^myself ^^out."

"Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal. Oberyn Crunch."

"Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill What do you do with the bike?"

"What's a Latino pornstar's favorite flavor profile? Umami. (Ooooooooh, mami.)"

"How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year? They planet!"

"Why does our body absorb Strontium? To make our bones stronger"

"What did the egg say to the water? I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken."

"90s kids won't get this . . Social Security benefits. ."

"Soon we'll all have to sign an apartment lease, sign up for electricity, and water, and cable, and school didn't teach any of this."

"Stupid cats stealing all our women."